Winter time is the best time of the year to get hot chocolate! And if you’re anyone awesome, you would enjoy putting a little marshmallow fluff into the liquid chocolate or if you’re a loser you’ll put none. Kidding, of course. Although, these were similar lines I have said during a hangout with my friends where I made hot chocolate for them. I judged them based on their marshmallow preference, which was the inspiration for this joke personality test. Let’s start!
Milk or Hot Water?
Milk – Nice. Very fancy.
Hot Water – Simple, but it works.
Amount of marshmallows?
0: Ahh, you’re a straight-laced person. Things are either black or white, no gray areas for you.
1-5: Ehh. You’re kinda boring. In fact, did you get peer pressured to have marshmallows in your drink to hopefully blend into the crowd?
6-10: Meh. You try to have some fun, but you stay within your comfort zone.
11-15: Now we’re talking. Let’s get this party started!
16-20: Woot. That’s a lot of marshmallows. You’re a high baller aren’t you?
21+: Yeah.. I’m not sure what to say at this point. Are you even drinking hot chocolate?
Size of marshmallows?
Small – Ahh, precision is key.
Large – Go big or go home right?
Fruity! – Too wild and weird for me. I mean who the hell adds fruity marshmallows in their drink?
Original – Hmm the classics. Can’t go wrong with that.
Welp. That’s all of the categories I would judge someone for. How do you drink your hot chocolate? And what would my comments be if I saw your drink?
Remember this is completely a joke and my reactions to the choices listed above were not made to be offensive at all. It’s something silly that I thought would be fun to share. And yes I have told my friends these reactions when I heard them tell me how they made their drinks.